To all my followers, thanks and stay awesome!
/bro fist
how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
(via hamelwin)
| gay male: | i'm gay |
| straight female: | OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG |
| gay female: | i'm gay |
| straight female: | EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS |
| And let's not forget - | |
| Gay female: | I'm gay |
| Straight male: | OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS. |
| Gay male: | I'm gay |
| Straight male: | HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS. |
| My response: | |
| Anyone ever: | I'm gay |
| Me: | awesome. |
psdo:
wugs:
what a time to be alive
#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????
Now you’re thinking with portals.
PSDO
(Source: ethlandor, via vagrant-vitality)
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
Highscore at 507435.
Highscore at 954825.
Found a way to cheat, actually. :P
Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.
(Source: twotruths-go, via vagrant-vitality)
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
that comment
im sold
gotta do it now
(Source: jetstreak, via vagrant-vitality)
svdp:
Exhale by Jeremy Geddes
These incredible hyperrealistic surreal paintings are taken from Jeremy Geddes’ upcoming exhibition in New York’s Jonathan Levine Gallery entitled, Exhale. The exhibition will include 17 meticulously painted works of art and runs from October 20th until November 17th. More of Jeremy’s work can be found on his blog, here.
(via nicoception)
